Krabby Patty Kraving.

I am a devout fan of Spongebob Squarepants.
It's just one of those genius cartoons. So jokes.

Everytime I watch it and Spongebob is doing his frycook thingg and serving up patties, I reeallyy wanna eat one.

I said this to my motherr, and she was like I thought you didn't like crab. I was like nah I don't, but I don't think Krabby patties are made with crab...
They can't be. Cos, Mr Krabs is a crab. And why would he endorse the cooking of his own species? Then again, I've never seen him eat a patty. And it wouldn't be surprising if he was exploiting his fellow crab. He's a money-grabbing, stingy misterr.

I'm gonna have to look into this.
The Krabby Patty was first invented by King Krabs who lived sometime before the 12th century. They were first used to soothe the "jellyfish dragon" of the evil sorceror "Planktonimor" an ancestor of Sheldon J. Plankton. Thus the Krabby Patty became an "old Krab's Family recipe." Eugene H. Krab's mother also knew the secret formula to the Krabby Patty, even though she married into the Krabs family and probably was not a direct descendant of King Krabs.

Interestinnggg. Doesn't answer my question though.
Shamee.

Krabby Patty Formula

• Bottom Bun
• Patty
• Sea Horseradish sauce
• Ketchup
• Mustard
• Mayo
• Arby's sauce
• Cheese
• Pickles
• Lettuce
• Tomato
• Onions
• Top Bun

Doesn't sound too appetising when it's broken down like that.
And I still don't know what meat is in it. Ah well, life goes on.

CURRENTLY WATCHING:
America's Next Top Model Cycle 12.
So dopee. I love Tyra Banks. Even thoughh she does some stupidness sometimess hahaa.
I'll tell you who I love more though...NIGEL BARKER. Hello beautiful.


Can I be America's Next Top Model, please?
Thankss.

I have always wanted to be a model. I think there's a part of me that still does.
I don't imagine I'd be very good though. Too many inhibitions.
Sometimes there's days when I'm just like yeahh, i'm ready for my close-up and I can be fierce. But then there's others where I feel so grotesque, and would not be able to work anything if a camera was put in front of my face. To be a model, I reckon you've always gotta be ready.

I could do so catwalk though. Haa. What a thrill.
Alvin has dreams that I become a Victoria's Secret model. I'd really love that.
But it's not gonna happen.

I'll just stick to posing in front of my mirror.

:)